Cosmicality

MORE FOREHEADS

2008-03-19T19:50:00.000-07:00

For my dreams of showing good forehead

2008-03-19T19:33:00.001-07:00

For our dreams of beauties

2008-03-13T20:33:00.000-07:00

Hello LOOK at that second bitch!!!!! How Beautiful! The man looks like Paul. THE LAST BITCH IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!

For my all my wishes coming true

2008-03-05T19:53:00.000-08:00

Words are not necessary.

For Every Kiss You Give Me, I'll Give You Three

2008-03-04T19:51:00.000-08:00

UHMMM I put up pictures of the Ronettes, because the video for "Be my Baby" is so good I die! Also that first pictures is just fucking the most beautiful outfit from Miu Miu! ASSHOLES.

Also look below for a treat...the woman who steals our hearts

For one more chance to show you that I love you

2008-03-03T16:09:00.000-08:00

I hate everyone but you. Do you understand?

For my sentimentality

2008-03-02T10:28:00.000-08:00

I love this fucking song and video. I feel like I am really into how Madonna looks too. Also those fucking boots, are you insane? FUCKING there WILL BE BEAUTY!

For the most attractive man alive

2008-02-25T09:11:00.000-08:00

He just gets better with age...

For a bitch

2008-02-25T09:02:00.000-08:00

So I was looking at pictures of Casey Affleck and he is so hot, I don't even know what to do with myself. Excuse me. Also those twins you like, ehh I was on style.com just wasting time, and looking at pictures of them, and I don't know, they are small and freakish looking, but please look at this woman, have you ever seen anything this good?

I cannot wait to have a middle part. EW Zak was talking to me and was like "why do you have bangs? You would look better with no bangs" I wanted to kill him, but I screamed "HELLO YOU ASSHOLE! THAT"S WHAT ME AND BETH ARE TRYING TO DO HERE, HELLO MIDDLE PARTS!"

For nostalgia purposes

2008-02-20T09:23:00.001-08:00

He looks so cute!

For the past men we used to love

2008-02-20T09:11:00.000-08:00

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH US?

For our love of men

2008-02-20T09:03:00.001-08:00

Hello the men I love... I had to put two of Ryan Gosling, because he makes being a "base head" totally hot. I can't believe I just said that. I love you.

For our love of the Jews and Italians

2008-02-16T13:41:00.001-08:00

Who does this look like?

For your dreams of being BABS

2008-02-11T22:02:00.002-08:00

Look at this bitch. Can you believe how great these women are? I hope someone thinks this about us one day, saying, "those bitches were great, I wish we could be like them." I know I have left you a million posts, but instead of doing work, I have become a psycho blogger I guess. Also don't forget to click on that link a few posts back, there is an awesome divas website you will love.

For you, with love!

2008-02-11T10:12:00.000-08:00

This is the best video, I used to make Paul watch it all the time. I haven't seen it in a while. Francoise Hardy's song is amazing, and I love Sylvie Vartan.

For more of our frano-femme phonic tendencies

2008-02-11T10:06:00.001-08:00

Look at her, she is amazing, as all French women are. Let's move there and feel our true fabulousness shine!

For a dream that we may, one day, be as bitchy as her

2008-02-11T09:55:00.000-08:00

Words are not even necessary.

For the true queen bitch of our lives

2008-02-11T09:30:00.000-08:00

Ug. This describes how I wish my life was. This link is amazing a clothing line inspired by Anna Karina's outfits! Look at this.

For our constant dreams of middle part bitchiness

2008-02-10T09:14:00.000-08:00

I love this woman! Can you believe her amazing outfit?

For our role model in life

2008-02-10T08:59:00.000-08:00

Remember how that freak stood there and stared at me for 5 years after I took this? It was all worth it, because now we have this picture!

For your question last night and some fashion shit

2008-02-10T08:53:00.000-08:00

This fucking picture, just the ending of the spring Pret-a-porter Marc Jacobs fashion show. AH your best friend, ice queen, fucking Mrs. Indie goddess Kim Gordon just hanging at fashion shows, playing in the super cool band. And, below that is the silver chair video you were looking for! OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For our love of Divas

2008-02-10T08:51:00.000-08:00

Excuse me, you will love this! I found this site, and you might die. It is amazing!

Divas

For the dream girl and boy

2008-02-06T09:47:00.000-08:00

This fucking girl is beautiful and she gets every beautiful man in the world. Have you seen her new bf? UGGGG... well she actually doesn't look that good for once.

For my emotional periody life of just crying

2008-02-06T09:43:00.000-08:00

I can't even watch this through without crying like a baby. I have a problem. This is amazing, look at these amazing people who are so amazing. I can't even handle it, it reminds me of the time I was in shambles just walking through the Civil Rights Museum.

For some more fashion dreams we might have

2008-02-04T09:29:00.000-08:00

UHM EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING!? PLEASE I know about the last outfit on that last post! I am dying! Here are my favorite moments from the pret-a-porter Jovovich-Hawk collection UGGG I LOVE YOU!

For the day when we can afford this

2008-02-03T17:47:00.000-08:00

I am dying right now, looking at this shit. It is breath-taking. PLEASE!
Look at this link to the entire show:

Boy by Band of Outsiders

For our bitchiness

2008-01-31T12:54:00.000-08:00

I have a present for you that is why I need your address, it will come in the mail in the next week or so, you will die. Only one clue: BITCH

For my desire to be a bitch and your desire to listen to me bitch

2008-01-31T12:38:00.000-08:00

HELLO HELLO HELLO!

How is your house? How is your room? I am in love with the yellow on the, from what I hear, amazing storage space! I am at work right now, just dreaming about you as usual. How has your day been? THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD, this professor of Jewish studies just walked by, Max Tiktin, he teaches the Yiddish class here, and also married my professor G. Wald in the Hillel center on campus (he also ordained a Rabbi)! You would love him. I wish I was with you right now, I will admit that I would prefer to be in California, soaking up the Rain (!!??!!) and driving around with you. I would even go on a run with you if it meant we would be together. There are no good people here in DC. I invited that arm-toucher from my class to my party, but the shitty flirt guy asked if he "could bring someone?" UGGG which means a girl, which sucks, particularly since I had a whole plan figured out for us. Oh well. Hopefully the San Francisco arm-toucher shows up sans woman.

So, I have to tell you about my dream I had the night before my birthday. We lived in Chicago and the only people I remember being involved in my dream are you and John Cusak, but John Cusak was Rob from High Fidelity. Anyway, him, you and I all went to dinner for my birthday along with some other people, who are stupid and don't matter. But we went to this awesome restaurant on top of this hill (Chicago seemed to me to be more like San Francisco than Chicago, but oh well). It was romantic, and me and John Cusak were like dating, what a dream man! I have realized, shitty dude he is, I am in love with him and he is the idea (looking and acting man). Kill me. Here is a stupid video from the movie, just because I love the stupid song!

For your love of long island and the semites

2008-01-29T06:20:00.000-08:00

Here is my favorite song by Billy Joel, notice the ugly men wearing disgusting clothes from the 80's, thinking they are some sort of sex symbols. Anyway, I love you, and you inspire me like some woman is inspiring Billy.

For our bitchy future of middle parts

2008-01-28T08:33:00.000-08:00

I can't believe how good this bitch looks, I am in love with her. I need those glasses and to walk the streets of Paris with you. Will you go to Europe with me this summer? I want to go so bad, but I only want to be there with you. Come here now, I just want to be driving around and getting lost in the West side, eating those fake chickens in Native Foods. I love you.

For your gucci boots and new best friend

2008-01-27T15:52:00.000-08:00

I really like the end with the making out part , it is so weird. I also love the nerdy plaid and nirvana girl, besides didn't you know grunge was back? We proved it.

For your pleasure

2008-01-27T11:30:00.000-08:00

So I spruced up the fucking blog last night, after smoking a lot and feeling a creative streak. This is a perfect resource to show you all the countless videos I watch on youtube, which I am really happy about, although with further consideration, I realize there is really nothing creative about this process. Oh well. So, having been the third wheel last night and realizing EVERY person in my house had a date, except me, I realized you are always my date, so I would dedicate this to you because it is how I feel every moment:

Also, this is like a mix tape for the 21st century. EW I can't believe I just said that! I love you.

For past times remembered

2008-01-27T11:23:00.000-08:00

I think you will like this one:

For our recent decision to go internet-community free

2008-01-27T00:16:00.000-08:00

I love you. I wish you were here. In reference to your facts, one, why are there stupid bugs out now, HELLO its the fucking winter. Two, I wish you were right now, I am in bed,eating soul veg mac n' cheese in bed, and listening to this letters to cleo song, and three, I was thinking about pringles today and how I was craving them this morning when I woke up a wreck. Also, HELLO the fucking queen goddess bitch is killing me, i tried to do the poof-beehive thing but it looks a bit weird- she is fabulous, particularly in that movie. Okay, look at this:

I had to post something from it for you too! Okay. I love you. More to come tomorrow!

For your franco-femme-phonic behavior

2008-01-26T17:59:00.000-08:00

For Beth

2008-01-26T17:41:00.000-08:00

This is my dedication of love to my Bethany. We are cosmic twins, embryos from space forced to meet by the cosmic magnetism of our love. We are a rare breed who unconditionally feel the connection forged in the cosmos. It was hot that fateful day in October of 1998 when I met the beautiful Bethany in P.E. class in the Foothills of Southern California. I love you.